nevvzealand:

my parents think i spend all this time on facebook

snorlaxatives:

99% sure my neighbors have seen me naked through my window at least 20 times

ponchopeligroso:

every single person you know has something in their life and past that is probably worth collapsing to the ground in an uncontrollably sobbing heap over, so be nice to each other and tell good jokes

(Source: ponchopeligroso)

basemental:

please stop being cute it makes my heart sad because i can’t nap with you